Journal 1/31/11

I love it that everyone is coming to Texas for the Superbowl. I don't particularly care about the event itself, but I have work on Sunday from 10-6 and Sundays usually suck cause people like to do all of their grocery shopping for the week on those days, however since it will be Superbowl Sunday, I am expecting less of a crowd because people are more likely to be getting themselves some fatty food at Walmart than buying italian squash at Sprouts.

EASY MONEY!!

Journal 1/25/11

If I could give advice to any celebrity, it would be Oprah Winfrey. She is also giving everybody advice and I am sure it would be nice for her to be on the other end so somebody could give her life a little perspective. She deserves a little help too!

Then I can get to work on freaking Lindsey Lohan.

Journal 1/21/11

Well, it is funny that this blog is about how others describe us, because I found out last night that I have a hater.
According to this girl, whose name shall remain nameless, I am a "stuck up hypocritical b*tch, who is also really stupid".

I am flattered that I have haters, it means that I'm successful, but I do not like having nasty things said about me.

Journal 1/19/11

Something currently being over-covered in the news is the "political climate". Everyone is freaking out about how negative politics has apparently turned. Politics has always been negative. Yes there was an assassination attempt and massacre in Tucson, but there have been other assassinations in history. If one were to look back in time they would find that American politics have always been scary and mudslinging.
In the election of 1800, John Addams was accused of being a monarchist, which is kind of a low blow since the Revolution had just occurred and he played a large role in it's success.

Politics are dirty. I'm not saying tragedy isn't something we should shrug off of our shoulders, but wackos are going to be out there no matter how hard we attempt to "play nice".

Journal 1/5/11

So a bunch of birdies fell, and in another place a ton of fish died. Some articles are suggesting that the only evidence is trauma found in the breast tissue of the birds. This leads me to conclude that the firework theory is fairly accurate. Assuming the birds were flying in close groups above the location of the fireworks going off, and if the explosions covered enough airspace, that could lead to thousands of bird deaths.

Baby, you're a firework.

Journal 1/3/11

People are bad at keeping New Year's resolutions because they lack determination and the mental power to put in the real effort. You can't just say that you're going to do something and then down your glass of 2011 champagne. You have to actually apply yourself and get to the grind. Achieving goals isn't supposed to be easy or fun, but it is usually worth it.

People just need to be more like me. They need to be awesome.